Rob is not a runner. As a matter of fact, he’s mostly sat on his butt for the last three or so years after getting laid off and being so bummed out about it. Ironically, that’s not done much for either his attitude or his health. For some unexplained reason, he got the notion into his head some time in early April 2011 that he wanted to go out for a run. On April 27, 2011, he bought his first pair of running shoes for the express purpose of taking up running.
This could prove very interesting. You see, Rob… Yeah, he’s not a runner.